WonG WaRaS

Hari nie masih juga bergelut ama Bis project, dah lumayan "teler" ngejainya (korban underground ama andra & rizal). telernya bukan karena enggak bisa, tapi karena boss yang lumayan A**H (he he).

Sangking sebelnya ama nie project, imbasnya daku sering ngenyayiin lagu ini.

YESTERDAY 
By : Beatles 

Yesterday, 
All those backups seemed a waste of pay 
Now my database has gone away 
Oh I believe in yesterday….. 

Suddenly, 
There’s not half the files there used to be 
And there’s a milestone hanging over me 
The system crashed so suddenly 
I pushed something wrong 
What it was I could not say 
Now all my data’s gone and I long for yesterday-ay- 
ay-ay 

Yesterday, 
The need for back-ups seemed so far away 
I knew my data was all here to stay 
Now I believe in yesterday 

LET IT BE 
By : Beatles 

When I find my code in tons of trouble 
Friends and colleagues come to me 
Speaking words of wisdom: Write in C 
As the deadline fast approaches 
And bugs are all that I can see 
Somewhere, someone whispers: Write in C 

Write in C, Write in C 
Write in C, oh, Write in C 
LOGO’s dead and buried 
Write in C 

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN 
For science it worked flawlessly 
Try using it for graphics! 
Write in C 

If you’ve just spent nearly 30 hours 
Debugging some assembly 
Soon you will be glad to Write in C 

Write in C, Write in C 
Write in C, yeah, Write in C 
BASIC’s not the answer 
Write in C 

Write in C, Write in C 
Write in C, oh, Write in C 
Pascal won’t quite cut it 
Write in C 

IMAGINE 
by : John Lennon 

Imagine there’s no Windows 
It’s easy if you try 
No fatal errors or new bugs 
To kill your hard drives 

Imagine Mr. Bill Gates 
Leaving us in peace! 
Imagine never ending hard disks 
It isn’t hard to do 
Nothing to del or wipe off 
And no floppy too 

Imagine Mr. Bill Gates 
Sharing all his money 
You may say I’m a hacker 
But I’m not the only one 
I hope someday you’ll join us 
And your games will fit in RAM 

Imagine 10-Giga RAM 
I wonder if you can 
No need for left-shifts or setups 
And no booting again and again 

Imagine all the systems 
Working all life-time! 
You may say I’m a hacker 
But I’m not the only one 
Maybe someday I’ll be a cracker 
And then I’ll make Windows run….. :-) 

*** Ranishann Crozier 
*** St. Petersburg, FL 33
707 USA

Nie cerita berawal dari hari senin pagi kemaren. Sewaktu aku gi parkir kereta (motor kata orang jkt) tiba tiba

Arie : (dengan tampang senyam senyum) Mel, ada tukang koran tadi nyariin

Mely : (Dengan tampang serius) Hah…? tukang koran…? bukan….!! itu tukang butut (berfikir kalau arie bercanda)

Arie : Enggak kok tukang korang tuh

Mely : Ah canda canda aja nya dia tuh, tukang butut tuh (masing berfikir kalau arie bercanda)

Arie : Iya….!! tukang koran tuh… nie anak kalo di ajak ngobrol pasti enggak pernah serius

Mely : he he he Enggak tuh tukang butut tuh (sambil berlari ke ruangan)

Dan hari nie

Tukang koran : Permisi pak, ibu melynya ada…?

Bang Reza : Ibu mely …? (dalam hati mengatakan "waah mely dipanggil ibu, pasti nie pacarnya)

Tukang koran : Iya pak, mau minta tagihan majalah

Bang Reza : Berapa jumlahnya pak…?

Tukang korang : Rp. 80.000

Bang Reza : Bentar yah bang, dipanggil dulu

Bang Reza : Mel, ada tukang korang nyariin….

Mely : Tukangg koran…? (sambil berjalan menemui tukang koran akupun berfikir "koran…? siapa…? aku beli koran…? ato temen…? tapi siapa….? berarti yang di bilang arie kemaren bener)

Mely : Ya pak…?

Tukang koran : Ibu mely…?

Mely : Iya bener

Tukang koran : Ini bu, mau minta tagihan bulanan majalah ibu dan Anak

Mely : (Dengan tampang bingung aku pun mikir apa nie modus penipuan baru yah…? langganan majalah aja aku enggak, kok minta tagihan bulanan…? aneh…!!)

Bang Ayek : Oh bang, bu melvi bukan bu mely

Mely : (allhamdullillah)

Tukang koran : Bu melvi…?

Bang Ayek : Iya bu Melvi, taapi tadi uangnya udah di antar loh bang

Tukang koran : Oh gitu yah bang, Makasi yah bang

Mely : uhhhh…!! akhirnya……

Dan 15 menit kemudian nie kejadian di bahas di dapur ama para emak emak berjenggot. Ugh…!! malunya…!! malunya bukan karena salah orang, tapi malu karena mereka lihat tampangku dari mimik muka aku. Ugh…..!!!